GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

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iamwizz:

someone catfish me plz so i can get on Mtv and promote my mixtape

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disowns:

when you see a big spider on your desk 

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sniffing:

when you have to go somewhere early in the morning but your parents aren’t waking up

image

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theflemface:

nezua:

I blinked one day and when I opened my eyes, it was normal to have an American army battling Americans on American streets. No one even calls it a war. But it is.

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barack-obottm:

when your science teacher hands you back a bad test grade

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itsnotahomelesslifeforme:

x

everything about this is perfect

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roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed



misantropaculia:

http://media.tumblr.com/09b76f588350ecdfd447030145734de8/tumblr_inline_mxk2cyEH841rpx9q2.gif

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missmania244:

eatfithappiness:

epic-humor:

Animals Growing Up

Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash

The turtle one
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